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SCI-FI SPECTACULAR with FRANK HENENLOTTER – March 9 – Portage Theater!

February 26, 2013

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Aloha, maniacs!  Spring may be just around the corner, but winter still has a few last gasps before she departs.  If her dreary death rattle has got you hiding under your covers, I have just the thing to get your blood pumping and palms a-sweatin’!  The Sci-Fi Spectacular 7!  Mr. Rusty Nails has assembled a […]

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TERROR IN THE AISLES 13 with Brian Yuzna (Society & Bride of Re-Animator)!!!

November 28, 2012

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Ho, ho, ho you merry maniacs!  Why not celebrate the holiday season a little early this year with the gift that keeps on giving: TERROR IN THE AISLES 13! This Friday, November 30th, Rusty Nails will be putting on his triple-film fandango at The Portage Theater.  Special guests include a man who is as demented […]

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The Massacre – Oct. 20th, Portage Theater (Linnea Quigley! Jack Hill!)

October 16, 2012

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Hello, boils and ghouls!  I’ll save you from my second-rate Cryptkeeper act and get straight to the point: This weekend (yes, this weekend!), starting Saturday, Oct. 20th at noon and going full speed until Sunday, Oct. 21st until noon is Rusty Nails’ yearly morbid marathon of the macabre, his endurance of the eerie, his protracted […]

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The Massacre! With special guest Linnea Quigley (ROTLD)!

September 4, 2012

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again — Rusty Nails is the hardest working man in horrorbusiness.  He’s left his mark all over the Chicago horror scene with his relentless, multi-annual movie festivals and marathons.  He’s put a lot of blood, sweat, and even more blood into these events, and it shows. I’m […]

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Terror in the Aisles 12 – FRANKENHOOKER (star PATTY MULLEN) & THE STUFF (LARRY COHEN) in Person!

September 4, 2012

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Unholy moly!  That movie maniac Rusty Nails is up to no good again with this latest entry in his terrifying tryptic Terror in the Aisles.  Three times the gore, three times the blood-curdling screams, and three times the change of underwear!  See all the details below for a frightfully good time! TERROR IN THE AISLES 12  […]

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Terror in the Aisles 11 – Clive Barker Triple Feature with Nightbreed (Cabal Cut) this weekend!

July 12, 2012

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Hola que mamadas, putas de mierda del infierno!  Horror maven and splatter-jockey Rusty Nails presents the newest chapter to his intermittent spook series, Terror in the Aisles 11!  And what better weekend to have it on than Friday the 13th?  As a fan and oft-present loiterer at Mr. Nails gatherings, I, for one, can’t believe he’s come […]

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Sci-Fi Spectacular 6!

March 3, 2012

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Relentless horror champion and Nerd City/Chicago favorite, Rusty Nails, returns with his Sci-Fi Spectacular to jolt your bolts and laser your phasers!  Info below from the man himself: SCI-FI SPECTACULAR 6  Over 14 hours of Sci-Fi & Horror Film Madness.  PORTAGE THEATER 4050 N. Milwaukee Ave.  Chicago, IL 60641  April 28, 2012 – Noon ’til […]

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Terror in the Aisles 9!

October 13, 2011

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Hey you groovy ghoulies!  Just in time for the year’s scariest holiday (no, not Rosh Hashanah), Mr. Rusty Nails come through once again with a stomach-flopping, spine-tingling, bladder-squelching movie marathon that will have you hiding behind your box of Milk Duds!  David Naughton from American Werewolf in London will be there IN PERSON!  Do yourself […]

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Terror in the Aisles 8

July 16, 2011

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Evening, creeps!  That 24-hour Horrorhound, Rusty Nails, is back again with his “Musicbox Massacre” precursor, “Terror in the Aisles 8″.  Below are the details from the morbid man himself!: The Ultimate Horror Triple Feature! Portage Theater  4050 N. Milwaukee Ave.,  Chicago, IL   1.773.450.7639 August 6, 2011  Doors Open At 7pm.  7:30pm – Trailer Trash (Vintage […]

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