A look at what’s ploppin’ on the internets!

Let’s kick this off the right way: white peoples rappin’ about rape.  (cracked)

First trailer of Harry Potter & the Deathly Hallows.  If you’re into that sorta thing.  (filmdrunk)

Speaking of trailers, how about The Social Network?  (comingsoon)

Jeph Loeb is bringing Marvel to T.V.  In other news, his name is spelled Jeph.  (iwatchstuff)

The women of DC Comics.  I love a tough broad.  (ugo)

13 songs that would make awesome comics.  This is super cool.  (comicsalliance)

Nic Cage’s 9 most batshit performances.  So wait, he’s only done 9 movies?  (toplessrobot)

Don’t know what to get that obese, beach-loving relative?  How about flip-flops that look like a brisket sandwich?  (etsy)

Never one to miss out on exploiting a cherished memory we had from the 80’s so that some 14-year-old asshole can look cool and have no idea why, Urban Outfitters presents us with the Truffle Shuffle tee.  (urbanoutfitters)

A male birth control pill?!  Unprotected sex, here I come/cum!  (telegraph)

Next time someone wants to play paper/scissors/rock, suggest that they play monkey/pirate/robot/ninja/zombie instead.  Also, never hang out with that person again, as they suggested playing paper/scissors/rock in the first place.  (albotas)

Steve Carell confirms he’s leaving The Office.  However, the show will continue jumping the shark in his absence.  (eonline)

6 slacker behaviors that are good for us.  You hear that, parents/teachers/ex-girlfriends??  Now get off my back!  (cracked)

What exactly is doodle-porn?  Well, I can’t really explain it.  But as Oscar Wilde once said, “Doodle-porn is meant to be loved, not understood.”  (doodleporn)

Have you ever played Mafia Wars on Facebook?  You’re an idiot.  You know who else is an idiot?  The people making the new Mafia Wars movie.  You know who the biggest idiots of all are?  The people who will inevitably see the Mafia Wars movie.  Idiots.  (pajiba)

10 best rockstar film performances.  Call me a sucker, but I loved Mark Wahlberg in The Happening.  (screenjunkies)

Oderus Urungus, lead singer of GWAR, lists his favorite war films.  Why, you ask?  Do you want him vomiting blood everywhere??  For the love of all that is holy, just let him talk about war films.  (ranker)

Horrible Bosses is a movie, and this is an article about it.  Probably.  (hollywoodreporter)

Darth Vader does a penalty kick.  I always imagined him more of a jai alai type.  (collegehumor)

Do you know anyone that still wears a watch?  If so, this 80’s cassette tape watch would make a great gift.  Also, remind them that it’s 2010 and that watches are sooo 1980s.  (theawesomer)

Look, I used to love Johnny Depp.  Moreso than the next person.  But I’ll be the first to say, someone’s gotta take him out quick before he makes anymore bullshit.  The equation “one bad movie for every good movie” ain’t workin’ anymore, Depp.  I don’t care if Verbinski is directing or not.  (iwatchstuff)

AT-AT Day Afternoon.  Almost as compelling as Dog Day Afternoon. Almost.  (youtube)

50 gimmicky uses for the iPad.  Maybe so, but I’d like to have patented one of those gimmicks.  Has anyone thought of an iPad app that ends racism? Fuck, I’m ’bout to be rich! (geekosystem)

And for our little kiddie Nerd City fans, I present you with the Sneaker Coloring Book.  Also for our talented graffiti friends.  (laurenceking)

Here are five new “Independent” brand watches from our friends over at Tokyoflash.  All five are quite stunning and are a little removed from Tokyoflash’s usual assortment of “hard to read but insanely cool” timepieces.  That bling is gonna cost you though…the “Independent” lineup above is a limited offering so you know the prices aren’t going to be in the Timex range.  At the current exchange rate for the Yen (remember…shipped from the land of the rising sun!) you’re going to be looking at between $269 and $323 which really falls into the “what will I pay for a good watch” category.  Click any of the above pics to see them larger and head over to the product page here.

Tokyoflash’s main site here.

So I get into work this morning and have an awesome new email awaiting me.  Is it a link to cool new Star Trek props?  No…EVEN BETTER.  Tokyoflash has released their newest watch that, like all their watches, makes it ok to be late.  The Kisai Denshoku (how awesome is that name by the way!?) is acutally more simple to read than most of their offerings but will still get your friends to ask “that’s not really a watch is it?”  Availble now from their website (and their website alone) for $248, shipping included.

Check out their site here to see how to put your friends down when you tell them it is 8:47 just by looking at some lights.

Thanks to Paul, Tokyoflashes terrific marketing guru, for the heads-up!