With the upcoming release of DJ Hero 2, Activision is beefing up this sequel by allowing you to play as many legendary DJs and this release sees Bobby Digital himself join the ranks. Along with being a playable character, The RZA will have two exclusive mixes as playable tracks in the game. These tracks mix LL Cool Js “I Can’t Live Without My Radio” with Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five “The Message” and mixes Damian Marleys “Welcome To Jamrock” with Walter Murphy “A Fifth of Beethoven.

EA and MTV games are not about to be upstaged with the news of a Hip-Hop legend joining their competition. Today they announced that Snoop Dogg will have his own track pack released for the Rock Band series. Now I can understand the lyrics working well, but I’m curious as to how guitar and drums will work (I guess they would just convert the beat, but you can see what I’m getting at). Either way Snoops track pack will be available on September 7th for $13.99 or $1.99 for the individual tracks which include:

- “Beautiful”

- “Drop It Like It’s Hot”

- “Ridin’ In My Chevy”

- “Sensual Seduction”

- “Snoop’s Upside Ya Head”

- “Tha Shiznit”

- “That’s Tha Homie” *

- “Who Am I (What’s My Name)?”

Source: Kotaku & IGN

Oh, Pee-Wee.  I don’t care how many kids you molested or murdered or whatever it is you were convicted of so long ago.  You still hold a special place in my heart.  Go enjoy Sturgis!  (funnyordie)

Death Comes to Town premiered this weekend, but I didn’t get to see it because I don’t have IFC.  What, do I look like some kind of millionaire?  (warmingglow)

Vintage food from the 70s.  A time when bacon could be put in a toaster (?) and baby food somehow looked more disgusting than it ever has.  (davescupboard)

The new Gervais/Merchant show Life’s Too Short may eventually head to theatres, but only if Warwick Davis can fit it into his busy schedule between making terrible Leprechaun movies.  (guardian)

Speaking of Gervais/Merchant, the Glimmer Twins of Guffaws (I’m still working on that), here is a new teaser from their show An Idiot Abroad, starring everyone’s favorite melon-headed dope, Karl Pilkington.  (youtube)

I was never a Green Lantern reader so I don’t anything pertaining to him or his backstory, but here are a shitload of pics for 17 “new Green Lanterns”, whatever that means.  They look awesome.  Maybe I should catch up on the comic?  Naw, I think I’ll just watch T.V. instead.  (gammasquad)

What do you get when you cross Mexicans and zombies?  No, not Muerte de Dios, smartypants! You get Juan of the Dead.  It’s set in Cuba?  Why should I care?  Oh, because I said Mexicans earlier.  But they’re the same thing, right?  (gammasquad)

James Cameron was on G4 to show off and discuss the 3D camera he used to film Avatar, which is actually called a “mini beam splitter rig”, and is set up inverted to be…ZZZZZZ.  (g4tv)

If T.V. shows were Choose Your Own Adventure books.  Oh, Photoshop.  You know just how to waste someone’s life.  (warmingglow)

5 insane fan art fetishes.  I don’t know why superfans have to be such weird fucks, but they are.  Furries, fatties, preggers, gender-confusion: it’s all here, and involving all your favorite animated characters like Buzz Lightyear, Woody…hell, even Link from Zelda.  (gunaxin)

In honor of America’s greatest pasttime: the 30 greatest onstage falls.  (ranker)

Movie icons as cutesy, minimalist characters.  Somebody mold these and sell ‘em!  You’ll make a fortune.  (thehighdefinite)

On episode 92 of the Nerd City podcast, our guest and good friend, Anthony LeBlanc, told us about an internet series wherein nerdy porn stars sat around playing some legit D&D.  No nudity, no nothing.  Just some hardcore gaming.  I don’t know why I never posted the videos, but here they are now.  They’re totally SFW, but I must warn you: you will either be bored out of your mind OR you’ll fall in love with them even more.  Kimberly Kane are you single?  (videogum)

“TRON-Sutra”.  Because, why not?  (wonderhowto)

5 inventions you won’t believe came from war.  Nylon stockings, really?  My boner thanks you, World War II.  (cracked)

Awesome: some dude in Portland covered the bike lanes with Mario Kart-inspired graffiti.  Was it our own “Key West” Ken Bowman?  I doubt it, though he does play a mean ‘Kart.  (gammasquad)

Make masturbation a sport!  If this were an event and I were a player, I’d beat all who came against me.  Why is everyone laughing?  (ipetitions)

12 heaviest drinkers in T.V.  Give Nerd City it’s own show and that list is going to swell.  (guyism)

Ninja-shaped cookie cutters for the adventurous kids out there.  Just be careful of them triads, man.  If they could get Bruce, they can get you, too.  (perpetualkid)

Sci-fi ink cartridge art.  Now that’s what I call recycling!  (buzzfeed)

And lastly, I reported on Cee-Lo’s song the day it came out and to no one’s surprise, it has blown up; it’s on everyone’s lips and radar.  Well someone had the clever idea to pair it with classic music-related scenes from a couple movies.  I’ll be honest, I chuckled watching Lloyd Dobbler stand stoically while his boombox blasted “Fuck You”.  (dallasobserver)

¡Hola y coja a su madres!  Welcome to Mish Mash, conchas!

Not as comprehensive as I’d have liked, but this “Where are they now?  Teen Edition” will have to suffice for the time being.  Oh, Deborah Foreman.  Rawr. (pajiba)

Hahaha, this is great.  I thought I was pretty good at turning innocent things vulgar and sexual, but these people are PROS.  Check out how they pervert the titles of these children’s books.  (onceuponatitle)

Awesome!  Classic comic book ads.  Y’know, the kind advertising x-ray specs and trick gum and automatic weapons.  As a young child, I would often ask my father for money to buy some of these things.  He would only hang his head and say, “Hijo, soy decepciono.”  (egotv)

Making a list of the top 50 music videos of the 90s is a pretty tall order, but those pillow-biting dweebs at Pitchfork seem to have gotten a handle on it.  Let’s take a moment to reminisce, shall we?  (pitchfork)

I’d explain this site, “The History of Hip-Hop”, but I’d hate to sound redundant.  (itstherub)

Here’s 4 minutes of My Son, My Son, What Have Ye Done?, the new film by Werner Herzog and David Lynch.  No, it’s totally normal — why do you ask?  (filmdrunk)

9 beloved characters made horrifying by Japan.  You’re telling me Japan took something innocent, like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and somehow made them extremely creepy?  Get right outta town!  (cracked)

Rappers often rap about cities.  Because if there’s one thing they love more than guns, drugs, and prostitutes, it’s municipalities.  Here is a city locator (map, if you will) of cities and areas mentioned in rap songs.  (rapgenius)

7 crazy conspiracy theories.  Stephen King shot John Lennon?  Yeah, I could see that.  (oddee)

5 most horrifying crimes committed by senior citizens.  The greatest crime of all?  Being so soft and cuddly.  (cracked)

13 greatest pets in video game history.  If there is a humdrum list that has yet to be made, Ranker is on it!  (ranker)

Top 10 franchise destroying moments.  I’m on the fence about most of these, but we’re completely harmonious on their choice of Tobey MacGuire dancing like a fucking idiot in Spiderman 3.  (askmen)

6 movie heroes who actually made things worse.  I really liked this article.  It’s thought-provoking, which might be a little much for our audience.  But group the words together and form those sentences!  It’s a good read!  (cracked)

How to “dick-knob” someone.  Trust me, if you don’t know what it is…it’s not going to be whatever you think it is.  (explosm)

Pictures of Japanese women before they put on their make-up.  Oh, and after, too.  All I gots to say is 日本語!  (thechive)

Alternate endings to 10 popular movies.  Look, I don’t care what you do, just don’t ever touch my precious Titanic.  You mean Titanic had an alternate ending too??  What is this world coming to!  (unrealitymag)

This wouldn’t have flown back in Johnny’s era, but here is a Cash/Eazy-E mash-up.  See, John was more of an Ice Cube type.  Nothing personal.  (viprhealthcare)

Trombone playing geek who never gets laid decides to convert said trombone into a flamethrower.  This kid’s been watching too many Robert Rodriguez films.  (youtube)

Here’s your Street Fighter II gif for the week.  Enjoy.  (bannedinhollywood)

Some Koopa-esque turtle fossils were recently discovered, and they’re pretty terrifying.  11 feet long and 7 feet wide?  No thanks.  I like the type of turtles you keep in a box in your bedroom and feed in the bathroom sink at dinnertime.  (wired)

Awesome!  Gun-shaped popsicles!  Mmm, tastes bullety.  (geekologie)

7 famous works of art with bizarre mistakes you can’t unsee.  I got nothin’ for this one.  Do I have to be witty all the time??  Oh, I do? Well I’m so sorry.  Geez.  But it’s a pretty funny article.  (cracked)

AND LASTLY, a 9-day traffic jam has occurred in China.  Talk about being late for work! Ba-doom-ch!  ”Sorry Boss, I won’t be in today.  I’m stuck in traffic!”  I mean, I’ve heard of traffic jams, but this is more of a traffic preserve! Boy, I sure do love Chinese traffic humor.  (yahoo)

Former Nerd City guest Steve Seeley was mentioned in an online article by former Nerd City guest Brian Warmoth.  Coincidence?  I think not.  P.S.: ain’t Steve the coolest?!  (comicsalliance)

Q: what’s better than Indiana Jones 4?  A: Indiana Jones 5?  Yes, I know that answer was in the form of a question.  It’s because I’m fucking confused.  (joblo)

More conjectural casting news: one of these 6 girls could play the new Mary Jane.  I’ll get back to you when they’ve whittled it down to 5.  (gammasquad)

Paramount signed a couple writers to the new TMNT reboot.  Y’know, because that one a couple years ago did so well.  (deadline)

Give me your tired, your poor.  Your huddled masses yearning to eat fat.  America presents: The Burger King “Whopper Pizza”.  (thisiswhyyourefat)

Lindsay Lohan is like America’s terrible girlfriend: she’s annoying, mean, nothing but trouble, and you’re not really sure why you’re with her.  So you break up with her.  But then one night a couple weeks later she calls you and asks if you wanna watch some T.V., and you reluctantly agree, trying only to be a stand-up guy.  And when you go over, she looks fucking amazing.  And you guys watch T.V., and share some old jokes, and you think, “Maybe she’s changed.  Maybe we can give this another shot.”  And you end up making out and maybe fucking.  And things are great for about 2 weeks.  But then she turns into a piece of shit again and you realize why you broke up in the first place.  What I’m trying to say is, here are some photos of Lindsay promoting Machete.  (popoholic)

13 terrifying movie teeth.  Oh come on, where is Shane MacGowan?  (premiere)

Look, I’ve never been one to support the lionization of “weird” hip-hop acts like Outkast or Cee-lo because there are far weirder, more creative dudes in the game who’ve been doing longer and still haven’t gotten the true recognition they deserve (Kool Keith, anyone?); to me, the aforementioned acts are nothing but slick, MTV-ready acts labeling their pop as “art”; I have taste, I don’t buy into it.  That being said, this new Cee-Lo song is pretty fucking good.  But just remember: it is not art; despite it’s use of “fuck”, it is entirely safe.  (youtube)

Oh, Alfred E. Neuman.  You had me at “What, me worry?” Some classic Mad Magazine covers for you to enjoy.  (egotvonline)

Tim Burton is moving ahead with his Addams Family movie.  No word yet on who Helena Bonham Carter will play.  (deadline)

Inside the homes of actual, real-life supervillains.  Y’know, like Stalin and shit.  (darkroastedblend)

This just in: Fred Armisen split with his wife and is now banging castmate Abby Elliott.  Fred is one lucky bastard.  And Abby is lucky, too, that she looks nothing like her father, Chris.  (warmingglow)

I haven’t added any requests to the Nerd City “want list” in a long while, but I’m updating it right now: t-shirt cannon?  Add that fucker.  (tshirtgun)

The dude who directed Twilight: Eclipse will probably direct the new Wolverine movie.  Makes sense.  (nymag)

10 widely believed video game urban legends.  My favorite is the one about the escaped mental patient who has a hook for a hand.  (unrealitymag)

Artist Kenny Keils took several recognizable rap/hip-hop album covers and redid them, this time using classic comic characters.  Kenny Keils better watch his fucking back, yo.  (comicsalliance)

The 5 most ridiculous martial arts movies ever made.  Holy shit, these look awesome! A corpse getting a boner?  Sold.  (cracked)

An infographic on the top 12 movies that contain the most uses of the word “fuck”.  Seriously guys, what’s with these infographics?  Oh, sorry…what’s with these fucking infographics?  (flavorwire)

People do some weird shit to catch a buzz, but I’d have to draw the line at huffing fermented human shit.  Well, depends on how fucked up it gets you.  (thesmokingjacket)

And lastly, I present to you the “Snazzy Napper”, a real (sad) product.  I’m not sure what’s more pathetic: the fact that this company thinks people care about being completely shielded while they nap, or that a sheep wearing sunglasses makes said shielded nap look cool.  (snazzynapper)

Nintendo is really getting into the marketing push for the upcoming release of Metroid: Other M. It seems that with Super Mario Galaxy 2 Nintendo really stepped up their online and TV adds in regards to spreading the word about their games so it is good to see this continuing with Metroid. After yesterdays great gameplay trailers, this new one keeps the anticipation building for us fans out there. Metroid: Other M will be exclusively released for the Wii on August 31st.

Today, August 20th, marks the birthday of the sci-fi weirdo and Hewlett Packard-engenderer, H.P. Lovecraft.  So let’s all wish him a…Jesus, he’s 120-years-old?? Someone call Guinness!  (hplovecraft)

I guess I can’t mention H.P.’s birthday without also including Fred Durst, Dimebag Darrell, Al Roker, Robert Plant, Isaac Hayes, and (my personal fave) Connie Chung.  Will her husband ever find out who the father is?  Perhaps we’ll never know.  Oh, here’s an online game you can play where you pelt Tila Tequila with shit.  I forgot I was doing Mish Mash for a sec there.  Just such a sucker for birthdays!  (heavy)

Speaking of great authors (look, I think Chocolate Starfish and the Hotdog-Flavored Water is one of the greatest albums of all time, okay?), you can now own J.D. Salinger’s toilet if you have a million bucks laying around.  He didn’t write any books on it, but I’m sure he read a couple.  (gammasquad)

Ah, the video game glitch/video game secret.  Being the first kid on the block to discover you is probably what it felt like being the first man on the moon.  Pure invincibility, looking down at that floating speck of a planet.  (dorkly)

I can’t tell you how psyched I am for Piranha 3D!  And in honor of that film and it’s genre-analogous predecessors, it’s attack of the underwater monsters!  (screenjunkies)

More than 10 Black Bears were found ‘guarding’ a marijuana farm.  In related news, Max wants to know where he can buy some Black Bears.  (vancouversun)

As much enmity as I feel for Star Wars and the odium I hold towards George Lucas, I will admit the Star Wars: Uncut uber-fan idea is, if nothing else, fun.  But couldn’t we do it with, I don’t know, Texas Chainsaw Massacre or something?  Y’know, something with some allure!  (starwarsuncut)

The evolution of the Batsuit.  Ah, I’ll never forget the inclusion of those tumescent nipples.  (unrealitymag)

Hack director Darren Lynn Bousman, who was obviously named so because his folks wanted a girl but didn’t want to give up the name, is teaming up with the producer of Dude, Where’s My Car? (one of only two movies I ever walked out of) to bring us a teeth-clenching, fist-forming movie entitled 11-11-11.  And I’ll give you one fucking guess when it’s being released.  Oh, Hollywood.  You’re so fucking asinine.  (heatvision)

Taking the pill makes women smarter?  Obviously, these scientists haven’t met my ex-girlfriends.  Unless by “smarter” they mean “crazier”.  (news)

Got this one from my BFF Devin: Nickelodeon game show hosts, where are they now?  Oh, Summer Sanders.  I loved you before I even knew what love was.  And by love, I mean ‘had a boner I didn’t know what to do with’.  (mtv)

Batman steals some cinnamon twists from the Taco Bell drive-thru.  I always thought of him as a Nachos Bel Grande type of dude.  Huh.  (gammasquad)

Stop what you’re doing right now; it might not be what you’re supposed to be doing with your life!  Click this link, and let this website help you choose your path: what the fuck you should do with your life.  (wtfsidwml)

15 greatest chosen ones, whatever the fuck that’s supposed to mean.  (geekosystem)

Ray Bradbury thinks we got too much internet and cellphones.  Can someone tell this dude he’s the reason this shit exists.  (gammasquad)

I’ve sang my praises for stuff like this before; call it nostalgia: 8 sexual innuendoes slipped into kid’s cartoons.  (asylum)

Believe it or not, this Krispy Kreme Cheeseburger was bred right here in the ol’ land of the free, home of the diabetic.  Shocking, I know.  (smokingsection)

I’ve always loved the term “Rust Belt” when referring to the industrious section of the Midwest.  I recently discovered a shitload more “-belts” exist.  Beef up your knowledge and wow some people when you drop stuff like “Stroke Belt” or “Jell-O Belt” around ‘em.  (wikipedia)

13 awesomely useless inventions.  They’re awesome.  But also useless.  Proceed with caution.  (urlesque)

7 technologies that are going to kill us all.  Well, except for the zombies and vampires.  They’ll be fine.  (uproxx)

Seth Rogen is lending his voice to another animated kids flick.  Look, unless he’s getting high and dropping f-bombs like shoes at a sidewalk sale, I’m just not interested.  Pixar, take note.  (heatvision)

HBO is making a show about the porn industry which sounds cool until you find out that Mark Wahlberg is producing it.  Wait, actually that makes perfect sense.  Really in shape dude with the acting ability of a cigar store Indian?  Couldn’t be a better match.  I take it all back.  (warmingglow)

And lastly, did you know your siblings can actually make you gay?  By the way, how is your sister, Ben?  (cracked)

Hello intertubes. I present to you, Nerd City’s first ever “Comic Books You Should be Reading” by Max Minor. In no particular order:

1. Tales Designed to Thrizzle

Written by comic (no pun intended) genius Michael Kupperman (who also contributed to the kick-ass Marvel Strange Tales anthology), “Tales Designed to Thrizzle” is hilarious, with a sort of “Red Meat” meets Mad Magazine vibe. Featuring riotous fake ads, and strips like “Snake and Bacon”, TDTT is subversive, twisted and awesome.

With the” can comic books be funny?” debate ever-raging, “Tales Designed to Thrizzle” answers a glorious “Yes!”

2. Breathers

Perhaps unknown to our coastal Nerd brethren, “Breathers” by Wisconsinite Justin Madson, is one of the best written, most unique independent comic books I have ever read. With haunting art and an intriguing, conspiracy-driven plot, “Breathers” tells the tale of an American society forced to wear masks outdoors, as a mysterious virus plagues the air…or is it all a hoax? Told in inter-locking vignettes, “Breathers” is interesting and intelligent, and reasonably local, which is bad-ass.

With a “Breathers” film in the works, and the next issue concluding the series, this is a great time to discover this book before your stupid friends do.

3. Four Eyes

Written by Joe Kelly (most recently of “I Kill Giants Fame”) with art by Max Fiumara, (my name is Max!) ‘Four Eyes” is the story of a boy thrown in to the dangerous world of dragons fighting for money in Depression-era New York, and it is as awesome as it sounds. I actually heard about the book @ the Image panel during  San Diego Comic Con, and after checking it out, I was super impressed. Dragons as subject matter is always a bit delicate, but Kelly and co. nails it. Atmospheric, and well-written, “Four Eyes” is a welcome respite from the capes and tights scene.

So yeah…there it is, the first ever “Comics You Should be Reading” by Max Minor.

Get all of them, yes, all of them @ the universe’s greatest comic book store: Chicago Comics.

At this years Summerslam PPV, THQ officially revealed the cover for Smackdown vs Raw 2011 and I am quite shocked by the choice. I say this as I was expecting a combination of John Cena, Randy Orton and either HHH or Edge but having Big Show and especially The Miz on the cover is very interesting (note that the European release will feature Randy Orton, Sheamus and The Undertaker on the cover). I guess with WWE shifting into a youth movement over these past few months could explain why The Miz is on the cover, but either way I say congrats to the man. Smackdown vs Raw 2011 will feature the standard affair that we have come to know from THQ in regards to the series, so expect all match types including TLC, Hell in a Cell, Royal Rumble, Money in the Bank ladder matches and many other match types to be available along with the usual create a wrestler and create a finisher offerings as well. One great addition is the use of weapons and objects this time around. In past games the table physics have been quite weak as the tables would pretty much slide around the ring if a wrestler touched or walked close to them, but this year tables will remain in place until the user moves them allowing to make it easier to set up your opponent to go through said tables. On top of that there will be more interactive finishers so we can see RKOs off of ladders and things of the such. There has been no official roster released for this years game, but my guess is it will be rather up to date and may even include all the Nexus members, but we will know for sure when the game is released for all major consoles this October.

Jesus, is it still Shark Week?  In that case, do what every shark fetishist wishes they could do and sharkify yourself!  (buzzfeed)

Is it just me or is it feeling extra 1993 in here?  Quantum Leap movie, you say?  Bring on the Bakula!  (blastr)

6 scientific reasons break-ups suck worse than you think.  As if the mere thought of your ex getting plowed by another dude wasn’t enough.  (cracked)

Now all your fantasies of Princess Peach won’t seem as weird because here she is, drawn up as a classic Vargas style pin-up.  Oh, about the 8-bit head…yeah, I guess that makes it weird still.  (kotaku)

From the “gimme a fucking break” dept.: Todd Phillips, the charlatan of cinema, has opted a John Belushi biopic, because that’s EXACTLY what we need.  Look, the funniest film Phillips made was Hated: GG Allin and the Murder Junkies.  If you wanna know about John Belushi, just buy one of those awful “Best of SNL” DVDs.  But, if you insist on making a movie, at least cast Tyler Labine.  If he gets rid of that ridiculous Syndrome hairstyle, he’d be a perfect fit.  Don’t be a bunch of dummies and hire Jonah Hill or Seth Rogen, please.  I beg of you.  (filmdrunk)

Gaspar Noé, master of shocking cinema, is finally seeing a wide-release date for his 2009 film, Into the Void.  I’ve always been a huge Noé fan, and this new trailer looks like his unique style has only gotten better and more fine-tuned.  One can only hope the film carries as much rape and child molestation as his previous work.  (youtube)

Max Landis, John’s son, has written a new film about some kids who develop super powers — but the twist? — it’s shot in a handheld, first-person style ala Blair Witch Project and Cloverfield.  No word yet on the title, though I’m hoping it’s gonna be See You Next Wednesday.  (heatvision)

The best part of waking up, is Asian Palm Civet shit in your cup.  (thechive)

This is an awesome and comprehensive list of movie-related infographics.  Y’know, like piecharts and shit.  I like it because there are pictures that go along with the words.  (abduzeedo)

Inspired by the internet video freakout last week involving McNuggets, here we have the 11 best fast-food freakouts caught on tape.  If you look close, you can see Max throwing a fit at an Arby’s.  He really loves those seasoned curly fries.  (brobible)

Reading the synopsis of this page, (“a beer popsicle”), I wasn’t too impressed.  Hell, I’ve left beers in the freezer too long.  But upon closer inspection…Tecate, lime juice, simple syrup and a splash of tequila…whoa.  They should sell these from ice cream trucks.  (urbandaddy)

America’s greatest pasttime isn’t baseball; it’s laughing our asses off when sports announcers say weird shit.  (bleacherreport)

Here are those interesting sex facts you requested, Mr. Spencer.  Woo-hoo, let’s hear it for Chicago (city with the shortest sex sessions)!!  (lateformass)

Imagine if Predator had a teenage son.  What a nightmare, ammirite?  (collegehumor)

Jason Schwartzman and Michael Cera do the weather on Good Day Atlanta, a Fox News affiliate.  It’s actually very funny.  About as funny as the news that comes out of Fox.  (buzzfeed)

8 greatest hot chick internet hoaxes.  You had me at “hot chick”.  (ranker)

And lastly, if you look to the skies tonight, you’ll be front row for a beautiful meteor shower.  And if you look in through my apartment windows tonight, you’ll be front row for a beautiful golden shower.  (yahoo)

5 real historical Death Stars, for those of you who need your history likened to George Lucas properties to make them easier to comprehend because you’re such a shut in and braindead loser virgin that you can’t understand anything pertaining to reality, even in the slightest.  You pathetic piece of shit.  Sorry, I’m hungover.  Forgives?  Yay!  (cracked)

11 years ago a newspaper printed an article stating that James Cameron’s Avatar would never get made.  Lo and behold, a decade later, the film gets made and Cameron has the author of the article murdered.  (comedycentral)

Green lantern 2 a go!  Because the first one was so good.  Oh, it hasn’t been released yet?  Huh.  No idea why you’re losing money, Hollywood.  (theplaylist)

Hey, you’re a limp-dick loser with no friends, right?  Well you’re gonna love this list of every sci-fi reference Futurama made in it’s run.  And when you’re done reading it you can get back to doing absolutely nothing!  (ugo)

I like my 90s cable access hip-hop like I like my women: shitty.  With big jugs and an affinity for oral.  And Michael Jackson samples.  (manofest)

I’ve always heard two heads are better than one, but this is ridiculous!  Haha, animals born with two heads are funny.  (asylum)

Your favorite Marvel characters, Mega Man-style.  No, really.  Seriously.  Click it and see.  (geekosystem)

Had any nightmares lately?  No?  Well why don’t you check out Die Antwoord’s site and then get back to me.  Love these dudes though, seriously.  (dieantwoord)

Louie C.K. rules.  But you know that already.  Watch his show.  (youtube)

In honor of shark week, the best…shark fights…in comics?  Sure, why not.  (comicsalliance)

Yes Justin Bieber is annoying, sexually ambiguous white trash – but ultimately he’s harmless.  Therefore, this video of him getting nailed by a water bottle at one of his concerts is fucking hilarious.  It’s so sad that literally a second prior to getting pegged he says, “I love you guys”.  Hahahahaha.  (youtube)

Local news is one of my favorite things to read about on the ‘net or in the paper, even when it’s not my locale.  Guy got caught masturbating in a park with an armless mannequin.  Don’t worry though, Ben only got probation.  (wsaz)

As a child, I was always checking out books on optical illusions from the library.  However as an adult, my interest turned mainly towards pornography.  (coedmagazine)

I kind of hope UFOs do actually exist so, when I encounter an alien, I can punch him in the face and say, “Welcome to Earf!”  It’s gonna be awesome.  (cracked)

Let me see if I get the story straight: flight attendant, upset over the way he was being treated by a passenger, calls said passenger an asshole and shoves him down, grabs some beers from the drink cart, and then escapes by deploying the emergency evacuation slide and sliding off to freedom?  Give that man a raise; I have a new hero.  (cnn)

12 best portrayals of movie white trash.  #13, Dr. Jose’s family home movies.  (screenjunkies)

And lastly, Sharpie has created a new implement that writes like a pen, erases like a pencil and becomes permanent after 3 days like it’s classic archetype.  FINALLY.  All this time I’ve been using 3 separate writing utensils like some hayseed.  (dvice)