Get them away from the water! They’re multiplying!
Finally, the mystery of the Rubik’s Cube has been solved: it takes no more than 20 moves to rectify, no matter how jumbled it is. But how many moves until someone who still plays with a Rubik’s Cube loses his virginity? The world may never know. (bbc)
This is an awesome elevator hack wherein you can bypass all the floors, and go straight to the one you want. And to get back down even quicker? Just cut them cables. (iambored)
Cancer may still exist, but at least scientists have figured out that iPhone users have the most sex partners, compared to other electronic phone devices. Thanks, science! (mashable)
Jeffrey Jacob Abrams (“J.J.” to his friends) is at it again with the cryptic, viral marketing – this time for his new flick, Super 8. Now, this is the same guy who wrote Taking Care of Business and Gone Fishin’, so perhaps, you know, we shouldn’t give him too much credit when it comes to being clever? (iwatchstuff)
Turns out that cute girl bitch who quit her job via dry erase board was all a hoax. Bitch. (boingboing)
If you were at the SDCC this year, chances are you saw a really out of shape Batman standing by one of the entrances. Nerd City saw (and mocked) this corpulent Caped Crusader but, then again, how could you miss him? Turns out he’s made some funny videos. (uproxx)
Several years ago I walked into a (then) brand new cereal-themed food chain called “Cereality”. My mind was blown; cereal is very important to me – one of my 5 major food groups. And it was there that my dream of eating a bowl of “just the marshmallows” became a reality. A ‘cereality’ I guess you could say. I was so eager to show my appreciation that I even applied for a job there. They didn’t hire me, but I forgave them. Not surprisingly, they’ve since closed — what do you expect when you sell overpriced cereal out of a Chinese takeout container? However, if you still want to enjoy the childhood dream of a “just marshmallows” cereal without having to pick through endless boxes of Count Chocula and Lucky Charms, you can order some right here: (thesmokingjacket)
6 movie plots that could have been solved in minutes. Star Wars? Don’t ever watch it. How’s that for solving a problem? (cracked)
Speaking of the most overhyped movie of all-time, here are some Star Wars cakes for all you fatfucks. (weburbanist)
Some dude lets a stray baseball nail his girlfriend at an Astro’s game. To be fair though, he’s an Astro’s fan so he probably isn’t that smart. And she’s dating him, so she’s even more stupid. Oooooh, take that BITCHES! (totalprosports)
Some guy sings your favorite childhood themes, a cappella. Look, I hate to harp on such a cool idea that has been executed almost flawlessly, but if you’re going to go to the trouble of recording all those separate a cappella tracks, tuning them, layering them, dubbing what needs to be dubbed — not to mention doing several songs this way — wouldn’t you first make sure you’re singing the right lyrics??!?! It drives me CRAZY every time I hear this dude say “gunshoes” instead of “gumshoes” during the Chip and Dale theme song. What the fuck is a “gunshoe”, dude???? (unrealitymag)
And lastly, to describe this video as “guy tries to chug tequila and pukes” simply isn’t doing it justice. There is so much at play in this epic video, it’s like an I Spy book; I find something new to laugh about every time I watch it. Unnecessarily loud and violent noises? Check. Truly loyal girlfriend who holds open a trash bag while repeatedly being sprayed with vomit? Check. Home garage that for some reason looks like a public garage? Check. Guy puking on only handicapped spot in said ‘garage’? Check. Watch this with someone you love. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did. (nothingtoxic)
Well at least that is what we could have gotten if Free Radical hadn’t closed up shop. Yes, on top of losing the fantastic Timesplitters series (for now) we also lost the development team working on the new Lucas Arts game, Star Wars: Battlefront III. Our good friends at 
