If you wanna preview the new unsexy Wonder Woman comic, be my guest.  (chicagofree)

Satanism has given us so much cool stuff, from heavy metal to horror films…don’t you think you owe it to Satanism to take a look back on it’s wonderful history?  (asylum)

Attention art nerds and anyone named Ben Spencer: here’s a gallery of Shigeru Komatsuzaki’s work from the 1960’s and 1970’s.  Commence creaming!  (pinktentacle)

This dog can fetch beer, which is why once again dogs rule and cats…well, they’re assholes.(comedy)

Speaking of assholes: Mel Gibson is an asshole.  Oh, and his racism has sparked a new internet meme.  (filmdrunk)

6 classics despised by the people who created them.  My parents could say the same thing about me.  (cracked)

Top 50 Mortal Kombet characters.  Holy shit, there’s more than 15?  (ugo)

“I thought I was looking at my mother’s old douchebag, but that’s in Ohio.”  (founditemclothing)

Top 10 All-American video games, which is the only thing I look for when choosing one.  (askmen)

This weekend was the 4th of July, so you know what that means: fireworks and competitive eating.  (guyism)

Speaking of eating obscene amounts of food, here’s a heartattack pizza with extra stupid.  (pbh3)

I’ve always thought the Hunter S. Thompson quote, “Too weird to live, too rare to die” always applied to me, but I never knew how to convey that to others.  But now I can do so easily with this t-shirt.  (vigtees)

Tipper Gore was all ‘parental advisory’ back in the mid-80’s, but I think it’s because she just didn’t like 2 Live Crew, Ice-T, and GNR.  Otherwise, she would have slapped a Tipper Sticker on these gems from the 1930’s.  Sidenote: anyone ever notice that Ice-T’s name is Ice-T.  (iheartchaos)

Ever notice how the stupidest, most time-wasting things are usually the most entertaining?  I present you with the “Top 5 slow-motion video game deaths”.  Exactly.  (unrealitymag)

Why hasn’t there been a fitting Bruce Willis internet video tribute until now?  I really don’t know.  But quit asking questions and just watch.  (nextround)

A look at what’s ploppin’ on the internets!

Let’s kick this off the right way: white peoples rappin’ about rape.  (cracked)

First trailer of Harry Potter & the Deathly Hallows.  If you’re into that sorta thing.  (filmdrunk)

Speaking of trailers, how about The Social Network?  (comingsoon)

Jeph Loeb is bringing Marvel to T.V.  In other news, his name is spelled Jeph.  (iwatchstuff)

The women of DC Comics.  I love a tough broad.  (ugo)

13 songs that would make awesome comics.  This is super cool.  (comicsalliance)

Nic Cage’s 9 most batshit performances.  So wait, he’s only done 9 movies?  (toplessrobot)

Don’t know what to get that obese, beach-loving relative?  How about flip-flops that look like a brisket sandwich?  (etsy)

Never one to miss out on exploiting a cherished memory we had from the 80’s so that some 14-year-old asshole can look cool and have no idea why, Urban Outfitters presents us with the Truffle Shuffle tee.  (urbanoutfitters)

A male birth control pill?!  Unprotected sex, here I come/cum!  (telegraph)

Next time someone wants to play paper/scissors/rock, suggest that they play monkey/pirate/robot/ninja/zombie instead.  Also, never hang out with that person again, as they suggested playing paper/scissors/rock in the first place.  (albotas)

Steve Carell confirms he’s leaving The Office.  However, the show will continue jumping the shark in his absence.  (eonline)

6 slacker behaviors that are good for us.  You hear that, parents/teachers/ex-girlfriends??  Now get off my back!  (cracked)

What exactly is doodle-porn?  Well, I can’t really explain it.  But as Oscar Wilde once said, “Doodle-porn is meant to be loved, not understood.”  (doodleporn)

Have you ever played Mafia Wars on Facebook?  You’re an idiot.  You know who else is an idiot?  The people making the new Mafia Wars movie.  You know who the biggest idiots of all are?  The people who will inevitably see the Mafia Wars movie.  Idiots.  (pajiba)

10 best rockstar film performances.  Call me a sucker, but I loved Mark Wahlberg in The Happening.  (screenjunkies)

Oderus Urungus, lead singer of GWAR, lists his favorite war films.  Why, you ask?  Do you want him vomiting blood everywhere??  For the love of all that is holy, just let him talk about war films.  (ranker)

Horrible Bosses is a movie, and this is an article about it.  Probably.  (hollywoodreporter)

Darth Vader does a penalty kick.  I always imagined him more of a jai alai type.  (collegehumor)

Do you know anyone that still wears a watch?  If so, this 80’s cassette tape watch would make a great gift.  Also, remind them that it’s 2010 and that watches are sooo 1980s.  (theawesomer)

Look, I used to love Johnny Depp.  Moreso than the next person.  But I’ll be the first to say, someone’s gotta take him out quick before he makes anymore bullshit.  The equation “one bad movie for every good movie” ain’t workin’ anymore, Depp.  I don’t care if Verbinski is directing or not.  (iwatchstuff)

AT-AT Day Afternoon.  Almost as compelling as Dog Day Afternoon. Almost.  (youtube)

50 gimmicky uses for the iPad.  Maybe so, but I’d like to have patented one of those gimmicks.  Has anyone thought of an iPad app that ends racism? Fuck, I’m ’bout to be rich! (geekosystem)

And for our little kiddie Nerd City fans, I present you with the Sneaker Coloring Book.  Also for our talented graffiti friends.  (laurenceking)

Earlier this morning DC Comics officially got into the digital distribution game. Not unlike Marvels attempt, DC will mainly be using this application now for distribution of back issues, but Justice League Generation Lost 4 is available (for $2.99) and that book is set to be released in stores today. So it seems that DC might be testing the day of distribution like how Marvel plans on with the upcoming Iron Man annual. The available books range from the standard Superman, Batman and Green Lantern fare but you will get some Wildstorm and Vertigo titles such as WildC.A.T.S, The Losers, The Authority and others. The books range from the free-$2.99 price point, so not that bad considering that is lower than most cover prices for books these days. The DC Comic app is available for download in iTunes for all iPod touches, iPads and iPhones. You can check out the full list of currently available books after the jump.

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