The dude who invented the cell phone talks about the good old days when they were the size of a brick, cost $4000, and didn’t come equipped with texting capabilities.  Sounds like a blast.  (cnn)

HA!  Remember yesterday when I made a post about the Super Mario Bros. crossover dude being pissed about characters he coulda used?  Well here are some one’s that didn’t make the cut!  (youtube)

Christian Bale is probably going to be in Zack Snyder’s next film.  Just like I’m probably going to get a beer after I post this.  (pajiba)

Wow.  Mel Gibson.  You’re done, brother.  Here is the official audio of his now infamous rant to his ex-girlfriend.  I just can’t believe it’s Maverick saying this shit.  It’s like finding out Santa isn’t real.  (wwtdd)

Kevin Bacon in that new X-Men flick?  Sure, why not.  (deadline)

Michael Caine has confirmed it: the new Batman movie begins filming April of next year.  I don’t mean to sound morbid, but when one of the stars of your film is almost 80 don’t you…I don’t know…get that motherfucker on the fast track?  I mean, don’t you believe in the Batman Curse, Christopher Nolan??  (digitalspy)

6 people who turned a life of crime into legitimate careers.  Sadly, none of my relatives are on this list.  (cracked)

So apparently canceling Party Down wasn’t enough; now Netflix has removed it too?  Take it easy, guys!  It was a comedy!  (avclub)

These days “NSFW” could mean anything from a little bit of nip to girls going potty in a cup and ingesting it.  These new NSFW labels should make it easier to decide “do I want to see what I’m about to see?”  (buzzfeed)

10 movies with balls.  What kind of balls am I talking about?  Literal balls, metaphorical balls?  Allegorical, figurative…even hypothetical, perhaps?  Sports-related balls?  Anatomy related?  Just click the goddamn link already.  (gunaxin)

Tons of movie stills with funny little captions.  Suitable for ages 8 to 80.  (thechive)

Christina Hendricks likes whiskey.  And I bet that whiskey likes Christina Hendricks.  (warmingglow)

Some skater dude turns an iPad into a workable skateboard and uses it.  Meanwhile, I ate plain oatmeal for breakfast today again, and had a slice of pizza for dinner.  Will I be able to pay my phone bill?  Who knows.  Tune in next week for “Joey doesn’t have money to burn, but some assholes do”.  (geekologie)

This looks like something Ben would drop some serious dough on:  ”Supreme” Omega Supreme.  (toplessrobot)

Weird, retro, and vaguely erotic movie (?) posters from who knows when.  (wrongsideoftheart)

Lastly, here’s the new trailer for Philip Seymour Hoffman’s directorial debut, Jack Goes Boating.  He plays Jack.  He has tiny little dreadlocks.  And he’s super awkward.  I smell a nomination of some sort!  (youtube)