“Welcome to Earf!” (youtube)
It’s Back to the Future’s 25th anniversary (goddamn, that’ll age ya), and here is a list of 25 little known things about the film, like the fact that it’s a documentary. Just kidding! Or am I? (gunaxin)
Mel Gibson is an asshole. Oh, and here is a list of 10 mind-bendingly racist/sexist things from that awful Aussie. (ranker)
Some 13-year-old kid bought a couple vacuums and some suction cups and now he’s able to scale walls. Guess he didn’t hear they already cast the new Spidie. (youtube)
I can’t believe it’s taken so long for someone to design these…but now you can own sneakers just like my main man Hermes had back in the B.C.’s! Mount Olympus represent, yo! (albotas)
Mad Max sequels? Good timing, Mel. (iwatchstuff)
These condoms aren’t real, which is good because I don’t believe in condoms anyway, but they’re pretty cool looking. However, I find it ironic that the guy who designed the packaging made it so nerd-friendly, when we all know nerds never get laid. (thedailywhat)
10 most badass vampire slayers of all time. Buffy! (ranker)
6 people you’ve never heard of who have probably saved your life. Y’know, like Jesus Christ an’ shit. (cracked)
Bobcat Goldthwait is directing a Kinks-inspired musical based on a character they created long ago. My hopes is the character is nervous, sweaty, sputtery, and going through some weird eternal puberty — just how Bobcat acted when he was cool. (slashfilm)
I don’t know what “Shaqtion” is, but if you want to calculate it, I suggest you go to this site immediately. Sidenote: Shaq is a tall motherfucker. (shaqtion)
13 memorable movie hookers. It’s too bad Max’s mom has never been in a legit movie; she’d be at the top of this list. (screenjunkies)





















