Oh, Pee-Wee. I don’t care how many kids you molested or murdered or whatever it is you were convicted of so long ago. You still hold a special place in my heart. Go enjoy Sturgis! ( funnyordie )
Death Comes to Town premiered this weekend, but I didn’t get to see it because I don’t have IFC. What, do I look like some kind of millionaire? ( warmingglow )
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Oh, Pee-Wee. I don’t care how many kids you molested or murdered or whatever it is you were convicted of so long ago. You still hold a special place in my heart. Go enjoy Sturgis! (funnyordie)
Death Comes to Town premiered this weekend, but I didn’t get to see it because I don’t have IFC. What, do I look like some kind of millionaire? (warmingglow)
Vintage food from the 70s. A time when bacon could be put in a toaster (?) and baby food somehow looked more disgusting than it ever has. (davescupboard)
The new Gervais/Merchant show Life’s Too Short may eventually head to theatres, but only if Warwick Davis can fit it into his busy schedule between making terrible Leprechaun movies. (guardian)
Speaking of Gervais/Merchant, the Glimmer Twins of Guffaws (I’m still working on that), here is a new teaser from their show An Idiot Abroad, starring everyone’s favorite melon-headed dope, Karl Pilkington. (youtube)
I was never a Green Lantern reader so I don’t anything pertaining to him or his backstory, but here are a shitload of pics for 17 “new Green Lanterns”, whatever that means. They look awesome. Maybe I should catch up on the comic? Naw, I think I’ll just watch T.V. instead. (gammasquad)
What do you get when you cross Mexicans and zombies? No, not Muerte de Dios, smartypants! You get Juan of the Dead. It’s set in Cuba? Why should I care? Oh, because I said Mexicans earlier. But they’re the same thing, right? (gammasquad)
James Cameron was on G4 to show off and discuss the 3D camera he used to film Avatar, which is actually called a “mini beam splitter rig”, and is set up inverted to be…ZZZZZZ. (g4tv)
If T.V. shows were Choose Your Own Adventure books. Oh, Photoshop. You know just how to waste someone’s life. (warmingglow)
5 insane fan art fetishes. I don’t know why superfans have to be such weird fucks, but they are. Furries, fatties, preggers, gender-confusion: it’s all here, and involving all your favorite animated characters like Buzz Lightyear, Woody…hell, even Link from Zelda. (gunaxin)
In honor of America’s greatest pasttime: the 30 greatest onstage falls. (ranker)
Movie icons as cutesy, minimalist characters. Somebody mold these and sell ‘em! You’ll make a fortune. (thehighdefinite)
On episode 92 of the Nerd City podcast, our guest and good friend, Anthony LeBlanc, told us about an internet series wherein nerdy porn stars sat around playing some legit D&D. No nudity, no nothing. Just some hardcore gaming. I don’t know why I never posted the videos, but here they are now. They’re totally SFW, but I must warn you: you will either be bored out of your mind OR you’ll fall in love with them even more. Kimberly Kane are you single? (videogum)
“TRON-Sutra”. Because, why not? (wonderhowto)
5 inventions you won’t believe came from war. Nylon stockings, really? My boner thanks you, World War II. (cracked)
Awesome: some dude in Portland covered the bike lanes with Mario Kart-inspired graffiti. Was it our own “Key West” Ken Bowman? I doubt it, though he does play a mean ‘Kart. (gammasquad)
Make masturbation a sport! If this were an event and I were a player, I’d beat all who came against me. Why is everyone laughing? (ipetitions)
12 heaviest drinkers in T.V. Give Nerd City it’s own show and that list is going to swell. (guyism)
Ninja-shaped cookie cutters for the adventurous kids out there. Just be careful of them triads, man. If they could get Bruce, they can get you, too. (perpetualkid)
Sci-fi ink cartridge art. Now that’s what I call recycling! (buzzfeed)
And lastly, I reported on Cee-Lo’s song the day it came out and to no one’s surprise, it has blown up; it’s on everyone’s lips and radar. Well someone had the clever idea to pair it with classic music-related scenes from a couple movies. I’ll be honest, I chuckled watching Lloyd Dobbler stand stoically while his boombox blasted “Fuck You”. (dallasobserver)