Wet Hot American Summer sequel apparently “definitely happening”. So if you’re one of the fifty people who hasn’t seen the original yet, now is your chance before it’s too late! And for those of you who “didn’t get it”: fuck you. (iwatchstuff)
Here’s a first look at the new movie Seven Psychopaths. The impressive cast boasts Harrelson, Farrell, Rockwell, and Walken. You had me at Harrelson. (ew)
Most Slip ‘n Slide (or Crocodile Mile if you were a rich kid) enthusiasts think going apeshit when you hit the slick, blue surface is the way to go. But there is an art to the “casual slide”, which is very under-appreciated and often overlooked. (webjunk)
12 now famous people you didn’t know were in movies you’ve seen. Like Kirstie Alley, who played the ship in Titanic. Snaaaaap! (pajiba)
Depressing facts with David Cross! Yay! (g4tv)
In a film industry over-saturated with “found footage” movies, here are 8 that got it right. (screenjunkies)
Here’s the entire Harry Potter film series in 60 seconds. As opposed to the 72,000 seconds it would normally take you. (youtube)
Schwarzenegger and Stallone confirmed for The Tomb, which is in no way a reference to their decrepit age. (deadline)
Speaking of: Arnie and Sly shared a hospital room, recently. (videogum)
Man to skydive from space. In related news, that missing man with world’s largest testicles has been found. (space)
Christian Bale and Natalie Portman sign on to do Terrence Malick’s next three films. This is a good thing. (deadline)
If you hate nazis from space, then you’ll love the new trailer for Iron Sky. (youtube)
Werner Herzog on chickens, natch. (vimeo)
Kenny Powers has apparently inspired some Tennessee teacher to whip his students into shape. And by ‘whip into shape’, I mean ‘verbally abuse’. Also, literally whip. (buzzfeed)
Lindsay Lohan has boobs, nothing more to offer. (wwtdd)
New Amazing Spiderman trailer, you guys!!!!! (wwtdd)
I’m a pretty morbid dude, so it should come as no surprise that these sinewy, anatomically-correct sweatpants really get me fired up. (geekologie)
I really like this dog. And this dog really likes to stand on things. (maddieonthings)
Saying you have the best hand tattoo is like saying you’re the best pedophile: it’s a competition that has no winners. (uncoached)
Unless, of course, you work at this tattoo parlor. In which case, tattoo them hands like there’s no tomorrow! (youtube)
Hollywood lost a legend this week when Ben Gazarra passed away. In light of Jackie and his mean Caucasian, we have the Top 10 movie drinks. (askmen)
The 7 most absurd inventions in alcohol history. Needless to say, alcohol probably definitely played a big part in many of these things coming to fruition. (cracked)
“You Park Like a Cunt” is a website about exactly what you’d think. (youparklikeacunt)
To promote their new film Project X, Warner Brothers (along with VICE Magazine) are compiling the greatest party stories ever told from celebs. This edition brings us Jackass’s own Johnny Knoxville who regales us with a tale about some guy, his testicles, and a hammer. (youtube)
How does your favorite movie monster size up to his competition? Find out using this scale! (nymag)
Macauly Culkin is skinny. This is somehow tabloid worthy. (filmdrunk)
Some guy tells his dad he has a sexual relationship with his car. This, my friends, is what reality TV is all about! (buzzfeed)
What came first, orange the fruit or the color ‘orange’? Also, who fucking cares? (mentalfloss)
10 best films you’ll only wanna watch once. #11? Secondhand Lions. (pajiba)
Reporter tracks down internet troll to expose his real identity on TV, troll doesn’t give a shit. (geekologie)
Here are some vintage rock and pop photos for your nostalgic enjoyment. (thechive)
9 esteemed directors and the action stars they should work with next. This might actually be a brilliant formula. (screenjunkies)
50 most embarrassing model fails. Like getting vomit on your $2500 dress after you puke up your lunch, LOL! (complex)
New poster for Zombie Ass: Toilet of the Dead. That’s right, you heard me correctly. (filmdrunk)
A scale of the universe and things in relation to it. This is cool. (dvice)
Pizza Hut is offering a Valentine’s Day engagement special for $10,010! I’ll take five! (I’m a polygamist). (geekologie)
And lastly, the only reason I’m posting this clip from American Idol of a teen singer passing out and falling off stage is Steven Tyler’s priceless reaction. And the man should know; he’s a pro. (buzzfeed)
February 9, 2012
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