mish mash

August 24, 2010

Everything

¡Hola y coja a su madres!  Welcome to Mish Mash, conchas!


Not as comprehensive as I’d have liked, but this “Where are they now?  Teen Edition” will have to suffice for the time being.  Oh, Deborah Foreman.  Rawr. (pajiba)

Hahaha, this is great.  I thought I was pretty good at turning innocent things vulgar and sexual, but these people are PROS.  Check out how they pervert the titles of these children’s books.  (onceuponatitle)

Awesome!  Classic comic book ads.  Y’know, the kind advertising x-ray specs and trick gum and automatic weapons.  As a young child, I would often ask my father for money to buy some of these things.  He would only hang his head and say, “Hijo, soy decepciono.”  (egotv)

Making a list of the top 50 music videos of the 90s is a pretty tall order, but those pillow-biting dweebs at Pitchfork seem to have gotten a handle on it.  Let’s take a moment to reminisce, shall we?  (pitchfork)

I’d explain this site, “The History of Hip-Hop”, but I’d hate to sound redundant.  (itstherub)

Here’s 4 minutes of My Son, My Son, What Have Ye Done?, the new film by Werner Herzog and David Lynch.  No, it’s totally normal — why do you ask?  (filmdrunk)

9 beloved characters made horrifying by Japan.  You’re telling me Japan took something innocent, like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and somehow made them extremely creepy?  Get right outta town!  (cracked)

Rappers often rap about cities.  Because if there’s one thing they love more than guns, drugs, and prostitutes, it’s municipalities.  Here is a city locator (map, if you will) of cities and areas mentioned in rap songs.  (rapgenius)

7 crazy conspiracy theories.  Stephen King shot John Lennon?  Yeah, I could see that.  (oddee)

5 most horrifying crimes committed by senior citizens.  The greatest crime of all?  Being so soft and cuddly.  (cracked)

13 greatest pets in video game history.  If there is a humdrum list that has yet to be made, Ranker is on it!  (ranker)

Top 10 franchise destroying moments.  I’m on the fence about most of these, but we’re completely harmonious on their choice of Tobey MacGuire dancing like a fucking idiot in Spiderman 3.  (askmen)

6 movie heroes who actually made things worse.  I really liked this article.  It’s thought-provoking, which might be a little much for our audience.  But group the words together and form those sentences!  It’s a good read!  (cracked)

How to “dick-knob” someone.  Trust me, if you don’t know what it is…it’s not going to be whatever you think it is.  (explosm)

Pictures of Japanese women before they put on their make-up.  Oh, and after, too.  All I gots to say is 日本語!  (thechive)

Alternate endings to 10 popular movies.  Look, I don’t care what you do, just don’t ever touch my precious Titanic.  You mean Titanic had an alternate ending too??  What is this world coming to!  (unrealitymag)

This wouldn’t have flown back in Johnny’s era, but here is a Cash/Eazy-E mash-up.  See, John was more of an Ice Cube type.  Nothing personal.  (viprhealthcare)

Trombone playing geek who never gets laid decides to convert said trombone into a flamethrower.  This kid’s been watching too many Robert Rodriguez films.  (youtube)

Here’s your Street Fighter II gif for the week.  Enjoy.  (bannedinhollywood)

Some Koopa-esque turtle fossils were recently discovered, and they’re pretty terrifying.  11 feet long and 7 feet wide?  No thanks.  I like the type of turtles you keep in a box in your bedroom and feed in the bathroom sink at dinnertime.  (wired)

Awesome!  Gun-shaped popsicles!  Mmm, tastes bullety.  (geekologie)

7 famous works of art with bizarre mistakes you can’t unsee.  I got nothin’ for this one.  Do I have to be witty all the time??  Oh, I do? Well I’m so sorry.  Geez.  But it’s a pretty funny article.  (cracked)

AND LASTLY, a 9-day traffic jam has occurred in China.  Talk about being late for work! Ba-doom-ch!  ”Sorry Boss, I won’t be in today.  I’m stuck in traffic!”  I mean, I’ve heard of traffic jams, but this is more of a traffic preserve! Boy, I sure do love Chinese traffic humor.  (yahoo)

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