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August 19, 2010


“Diving into his fifth pie, Lardass began to imagine that he wasn’t eating pies. He pretended he was eating cow-plops, and rat guts in blueberry sauce.”  The 9 best vomit scenes in film.  (screenjunkies)

Yesssss, KFC you’re the best!  They’ve created what would appear to be Hannibal Lecter’s new favorite food: “The Skinwich”.  Fried chicken skin, cheese, and of course bacon.  Mmm-mmm.  Don’t ever change, America.  (brainresidue)

Darren Aronofsky’s new one, Black Swan.  Yes, it’s the movie that Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman lez out in.  But more importantly, it’s the movie that has a black swan!  I think.  (youtube)

More people added to that movie about X-men.  I just wish they’d wait until the whole fucking movie was cast before they leaked all this shit.  (deadline)

That Old Spice dude wants to play Luke Cage.  Don’t tell Darwin!  (gammasquad)

Would you survive a zombie apocalypse?  Take this quiz and find out.  Or don’t waste your time since it will never happen.  Or will it? (newgrounds)

Wes Craven has a new movie coming out, the unfortunately-titled My Soul To Take, and it’s his first time writing and directing a film since 1994.  It’s no Nightmare on Elm Street, but at least…eh, forget it.  Looks shitty.  (youtube)

5 reasons immortality would be worse than death.  Oh, I don’t know…maybe because it’s living for fucking ever.  (cracked)

Haha!  10 worst lyrics from the 10 richest rappers.  This needs to be a new, continuing meme.  Awesome.  (buzzfeed)

Brilliant idea for a list: 9 athletes who are more white trash than Kenny Powers.  (totalprosports)

The person who labeled this video, “Christmas Vacation, Inception-style” has clearly never seen Inception, because at no time does that movie ever contain a chainsaw-wielding maniac.  So fuck whoever labeled this dumbass shit.  (youtube)

Top 10 weapons that changed the world.  #1?  The “SBD”.  (askmen)

50 female celebrities with photoshopped facial hair, because why not?  And before you go being mean about it, just remember: someone spent a lot of time on this.  A lot of stupid, stupid time.  (manofest)

If you don’t recognize the name Drew Struzan, don’t beat yourself up…just yet.  However, when you realize he painted the poster to every one of your favorite childhood movies, then you may proceed in kicking your own ass.  (youtube)

Look, I’ve been duped by several internet hypes lately, so I’m calling the ‘net’s bluff this time and saying: this MIGHT be fake.  But in the event that it is real, I take full credit for discovering it first and being totally right about it being 100% true.  Anyhow, apparently Paramount let slip their upcoming movie development list.  See for yourself — it might be real.  (iwatchstuff)

Here are some songs slowed down by 800%.  That is all.  (geekosystem)

And lastly!  An inforgraphic about texting that will blow your mine!  Shit, I meant “mind”.  I hate T9word.  (geekologie)

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