¡Buen día a usted! It is I, Dr. Jose Gallimore! Ridley Scott has officially signed on to direct the Alien prequel, much to the delight of the members of The Ridley Scott Fan Club (member since 1993!). The script will be written by Jon Spaihts – and if you don’t know who that is, it’s okay: he only has 3 films to his credit.
Saw VII, the sequel I moaned about in an earlier post, will most likely be released in 3D. Will it be as heartbreaking as UP in 3D? Probably.
And in are-you-serious? news: Machete has added a couple more familiar faces to it’s weirder-by-the-moment cast. Tom Savini will be joining the crew along with Lindsay Lohan and Steven Seagal. Right.