40 years ago yesterday humans stepped onto a surface that wasn’t Earth for the first time. It’s still hailed as the finest achievement of the human race (especially since it was Americans that did it!). Everyone on the planet knows Armstrong’s first words on an alien planet…”That’s one small step for man…” and so on. Well, this article seeks to prove another NASA conspiracy. The Onion has transcribed what actually was said on that historic day in 1969. Click the picture for the large version.