Google Unveils Handsfree Porn Search Engine

November 18, 2008

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Google Voice Search - Gizmodo

Well, I think you can use it to search for other stuff, but what’s the point really?  Google’s new Voice Search application for the iPhone can recognize pretty much anything you’re saying.  Yep, ANYTHING.  We’ve joked about this with any new tech toy that comes our way…pretty much saying “find pornography” to the device as soon as it’s turned on for the first time, always with dissapointing results.  Not anymore.   This app kinda kills the joke for us in fact.  First Kevin Smith steals our jokes and now so has Google.   It also bases your search results on your current location.  Very handy when you’re out of town and need a “massage”.   

The app is available as a free download from the App Store. 

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    2 Responses to “Google Unveils Handsfree Porn Search Engine”

    1. ben Says:

      Kevin Smith stole one of our jokes?

    2. mike Says:

      Clerks 2 has a line of dialogue that eerily is close to one that Cal wrote for our movie “The Amazing Ignatius” and our film was written before Clerks 2 was announced.

      To stay on topic though, porn is easier to find.